Today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday

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Today is Chuck Norris' 70th birthday
Topic Started: Mar 10 2010, 06:26 PM (66 Views)
LethalStriker	Mar 10 2010, 06:26 PM Post #1
Ty, don't edit my custom title bitch Posts: 10,537 Group: Moderator Member #76 Joined: November 3, 2005	He's a bad ass even at such an advanced age. In tribute to the legend himself:



Magnum	Mar 11 2010, 02:01 PM Post #2
CroCop Squad Posts: 4,829 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: October 16, 2005	The only way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
	Josh Koscheck +100 Rashad Evans +100, +100 Muhammad Lawal +125 Melvin Manhoef -150 Brandon Vera -150 Frankie Edgar +125 Duane Ludwig -150 TOTAL = +100


LethalStriker	Mar 11 2010, 04:59 PM Post #3
Ty, don't edit my custom title bitch Posts: 10,537 Group: Moderator Member #76 Joined: November 3, 2005	Any saw that tries to cut Chuck in half will probably break when it tries to break the surface on Chuck's impenetrable skin. Chuck's skin is about 10 times as strong as kevlar.



Thai Boxer	Mar 11 2010, 08:09 PM Post #4
Bieber-Mania Posts: 4,067 Group: Members Member #52 Joined: October 21, 2005	Chuck Norris once had a brand of toilet paper but it was short-lived. The toilet paper didn't take shit from anybody.
	Disclaimer: in no way was this statement intended to be racist or demeaning to anyone of any color or level of stupidity


Magnum	Mar 12 2010, 01:29 AM Post #5
CroCop Squad Posts: 4,829 Group: Members Member #25 Joined: October 16, 2005	Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
	Josh Koscheck +100 Rashad Evans +100, +100 Muhammad Lawal +125 Melvin Manhoef -150 Brandon Vera -150 Frankie Edgar +125 Duane Ludwig -150 TOTAL = +100


LethalStriker	Mar 12 2010, 03:19 AM Post #6
Ty, don't edit my custom title bitch Posts: 10,537 Group: Moderator Member #76 Joined: November 3, 2005	A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.



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